Frivolous Calculations / Dyslexic Fudgicle - Therefore I Ham
01 - Frivolous Calculations - Suffer For Someone
02 - Frivolous Calculations - We Believe
03 - Frivolous Calculations - Infection Effect
04 - Frivolous Calculations - Two Sicks Teen (Suffer Now Cover)
05 - Frivolous Calculations - Ghouls'n Ghosts
06 - Frivolous Calculations - Turbulent Dispersion
07 - Frivolous Calculations - Apocalyptic Bathtub
08 - Frivolous Calculations - Boiling Little Girls' Skulls
09 - Frivolous Calculations - Fuckin Chris is Gay
10 - Frivolous Calculations - So is Techno
11 - Frivolous Calculations - Crap
12 - Frivolous Calculations - Do You Hear?
13 - Frivolous Calculations - Bikes Without Seats
14 - Frivolous Calculations - Discreate
15 - Dyslexic Fudgicle - The Crimson Sands of Lut Gholein
16 - Dyslexic Fudgicle - Fat and Alive
17 - Dyslexic Fudgicle - Cough/Cool (Misfits Cover)
18 - Dyslexic Fudgicle - Banned From McDonald's
19 - Dyslexic Fudgicle - Asshole (Toxic Narcotic Cover)
20 - Dyslexic Fudgicle - Mosh of the Dead
21 - Dyslexic Fudgicle - Jambox of Culture
22 - Dyslexic Fudgicle - Eye of the Tiger (Survivor Cover)
Split EP by FRIVOLOUS CALCULATIONS and DYSLEXIC FUDGICLE.
Two of Massachusetts' most ridiculous, cacophonous bands together for the first time;
An epic music experience essentially 10 years in the making.
This record features some of "Friv Cal"'s classic material, as well as some unreleased songs with newly recorded vocals,
such as their lead-off single, "Suffer For Someone."
"DF" chose to mostly re-record new versions of some old songs from "Fat & Alive..." and the "Rock Star" EP, which were both (notably) poorly received in their own right.
Their side also features a new single, "Banned From McDonald's", in addition to several of Nickelsack's favorite cover songs.
This EP was recorded at different times and in different places, but was brought together and mastered at MGW Audio in Falmouth MA.
Album Art/Layout by Contempt Media
Jim Lawler - Vocals, Guitar
Kevin Lawrence - Drum Programming, Lead Guitar
(Additional Bass Guitar/Low-end Synth by Nickelsack Divinorum)
FRIVOLOUS CALCULATIONS logo by Eric Bergevine
FRIVOLOUS CALCULATIONS appears courtesy of Elephant Slaughter Records
FRIVOLOUS CALCULATIONS is a 2 piece N.Attleboro, Mass Death/Comedy/Improv Metal band that exploded onto the scene in 2003.
Versatile song writing and a loyal fan base propelled them to a CD release followed up by a live show just before their mysterious disappearance in mid 2004.
No one knows where they went. Some say Kevin is locked away somewhere building a bio-mechanical hand that will allow him to play faster than anyone alive.
Jim supposedly moved to Thailand to become a watchmaker.
The "Therefore I Ham" split EP is rumored to be their final release.
"Side F" produced by Kevin Lawrence @ Burning Dolphin Studios.
Additional production by Nickelsack @ DFHQ, Sandwich MA
Additional mixing by The "W." @ MGW Audio, Falmouth MA
Mastered by The "W." @ MGW Audio, Falmouth MA
G. Burgermeister - Guitar, Vocals
Syren - Guitar
Nickelsack Divinorum - Bass, Keys, Additional Vocals
The "W." - Drums
(DYSLEXIC FUDGICLE on this recording was:
G. Burgermeister - Vocals
Nickelsack - Guitars, Bass, Keys, Additional Vocals
The "W." - Drum Programming)
On Twitter @DyslexiFud
DYSLEXIC FUDGICLE logo by G. Burgermeister
Officially formed in 2003 (although their roots allegedly date back to the Civil War),
DYSLEXIC FUDGICLE is a 4-piece band that plays offbeat metal and rock songs about oatmeal, hookers, midgets, owls, and former Baltimore Ravens cheerleader/WWE Diva, Stacy Kiebler. Originally formed in Fitchburg, MA, the band recently vacated their mountainous perch in Crap Cod in favor of moving back to the mainland of Plymouth, MA.
They have a reputation for their live shows which involve fast food being hurled into the audience.
Since the addition of a live drummer in 2009, they have been performing shows much to the chagrin of everyone who has ever witnessed them play.
During Fall 2012, the lineup was rounded out by female guitarist, Syren, and shortly afterward, producer/drummer "The W." took over on drums.
Dyslexic Fudgicle consider themselves "Rock n' Roll's punishment for pussing out in recent years."
Released on Torn Flesh Records, August, 2013
On Twitter @tornfleshrecs